Sorry I’ve been away for so long. Will you forgive me? It’s been a pretty hectic several months, details I don’t want to write here. My other website at http://myfavoriteson.wordpress.com/ can hopefully explain why I’ve been so busy, and what the future holds. Thanks for your patience.
Stand up and be a man. Or a woman. Or, if you’re one of those who like to mess with people and not define yourself as man or woman, well, stand up! Take the fake tax pledge. (Not to be confused with any other tax pledge, real or imagined, signed by real or imagined Republicans).
Download, print, sign, and eat.
Image of the poster.
That’s right! The cheapskates at Fiscal Cleft have loosened their purse strings to offer everyone a free poster. Well, actually, a downloadable PDF of one of their posters, available for you to print out and show the world what a tax wonk you are.
All you have to do is sign up here at Fiscal Cleft’s website, under “Follow Blog via Email” for a free subscription to their (somewhat) daily blog.
Oh, everlasting flame of taxation …
I can definitely feel the sexual tension between Jonathan Karl and Grover “The Tax Man” Norquist in this interview.
“Who has an expiration date on principles?” – Be still my beating heart, Grover!
(perhaps this is just a ploy to have you learn something by tempting you with an underlying topic of sex …)
Fiscal Cleft – for the Financially Comatose.
Hey y’all … the new and not improved sister site, Fiscal Cleft, is now ready for your viewing pleasure. There will also be posters available November 29 if you want to participate in the fiscal cliff parade …
Here are some fake tax tip zingers I think you’d like. Tell me your favorite at mail@FakeTaxTips.com. One will get an image and will be available for sale later this month. And if you don’t like any of them, you know where you can shove your general ledger …
Your CPA is so dumb …
… he thinks “Fiscal Cliff” is a new Bear Grylls show.
… he thinks Grover Norquist is a character on Sesame Street.
… he wants to deduct his Lasik surgery as an occupational hazard expense for watching too much “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”.
Social media stinks. Long live pen and paper!
Fake Tax Tips is live. This is the source for
great, accurate and fake tax tips and products. Just in time for the wonderful 2013 tax season, Fake Tax Tips has posters, tote bags, mugs, and other items for tax professionals and those who love tolerate them.
Take a look around. We’re creating products as we speak – hopefully, they won’t suck eggs.
Love, Yolanda Baker